Oracle Opossum Tank

$35.00

In a dimly lit kitchen filled with the scent of baking cookies, the Oracle Opossum perched atop the countertop, her pink nose twitching as she peered into the threads of fate. With a sly grin, she handed a glowing spoon to Neo, muttering, “The spoon’s not real, but the crumbs always are.” Wisdom wrapped in whiskers, she saw the future—and it always led to the right choice, even if it came through the garbage.

Athletic tank, size XXL. 100% cotton, sustainably up-cycled.

32” Long 25” chest, armpit to armpit measured flat. A few small holes shown in the photos.

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In a dimly lit kitchen filled with the scent of baking cookies, the Oracle Opossum perched atop the countertop, her pink nose twitching as she peered into the threads of fate. With a sly grin, she handed a glowing spoon to Neo, muttering, “The spoon’s not real, but the crumbs always are.” Wisdom wrapped in whiskers, she saw the future—and it always led to the right choice, even if it came through the garbage.

Athletic tank, size XXL. 100% cotton, sustainably up-cycled.

32” Long 25” chest, armpit to armpit measured flat. A few small holes shown in the photos.

In a dimly lit kitchen filled with the scent of baking cookies, the Oracle Opossum perched atop the countertop, her pink nose twitching as she peered into the threads of fate. With a sly grin, she handed a glowing spoon to Neo, muttering, “The spoon’s not real, but the crumbs always are.” Wisdom wrapped in whiskers, she saw the future—and it always led to the right choice, even if it came through the garbage.

Athletic tank, size XXL. 100% cotton, sustainably up-cycled.

32” Long 25” chest, armpit to armpit measured flat. A few small holes shown in the photos.